i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
is it fun? or sober?
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