i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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