dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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