Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i dont even know how to be here
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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