Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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