Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You smell like stripper and shame
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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