I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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