you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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