i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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