Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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