Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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