I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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