i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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