So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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