Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I need to align my fucking chakras
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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