margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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