hotel room ftw
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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