My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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