The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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