Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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