you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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