So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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