Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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