She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i've created a new STD.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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