I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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