He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
whose parrot is this?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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