So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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