wrigley field is MILF paradise
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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