none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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