i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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