I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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