Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Everclear isn't food dammit
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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