Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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