wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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