yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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