Little spoons don't ask big questions
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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