This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I AM VODKA MAN
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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