So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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