Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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