I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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