Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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