Who wears a wallet chain?!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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