But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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