She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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