that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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