if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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