i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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