..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am naked and annoyed.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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