I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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