hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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