Pappa wants mamma naked
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
