my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You need Xanax blowdarts
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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