Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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