so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just invented taco cereal.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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