why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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