Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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