Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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